My job just might be safe after all

My boss thinks of us for the most part as monkeys and interchangeable protein modules. Thank goodness he doesn't read Angst Technology to confirm his beliefs that he can find cheap labor like Web Monkey.

He dreams of such workers to replace us, workers that work all hours slamming espressos. He doesn't have to worry about employees complaining about the lack of janitorial service and the filthy bathrooms since they would just be flinging poo all over the place. And that in his book, is a smart and acceptable cost.

But recent news is showing that he might have to put with us a little bit longer until the office bot comes down in price. The following article is actually real and again something I wish I could have made up. Monkeys type, but no Shakespeare yet

I think the best quotes are:

"the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it"

"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard"

Whoa, hang on!! These chimps are using my best techniques!