Hitchhiker movie not funny?

I think you should know that I'm feeling very depressed at the moment.

I sure hope that MJ's Review is tainted in some DNA obsession manner that drives other fan clubs presidents to kill their club's namesake.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie is bad. Really bad. You just won't believe how vastly, staggeringly, jaw-droppingly bad it is. I mean, you might think that The Phantom Menace was a hopelessly misguided attempt to reinvent a much-loved franchise by people who, though well-intentioned, completely failed to understand what made the original popular - but that's just peanuts to the Hitchhiker's movie. Listen.

I'm holding out hope. I still plan to drag my friends and bring a towel on the 29th.