Spam of the week

I wish I had the nerve to post the hilarious spam porn emails my domain gets hit with. They are just so outrageous and relying on 3rd grade sex education to convince you of the need to increase ...well...you know the pitch. But I got this gem this morning and it's just as Hilarious.

• Subject line gives the feeling of a special offer
• Based on past life experiences?!! Wow, these guys are good. I can get credit for my previous lives?!
  
• Offering qualified degrees and transcripts! Wow, Sound like my type of higher education. I get the piece of paper up front!!
• Call now and in 2 weeks I can mount my new Doctorate on my cubicle wall!!
• That is one dedicated administrator, what a workaholic. Too bad he can't spell Their or University correctly. But hey, I'm not a stickler on grammer... So what in the world am I waiting for?!!!!
  

-----Original Message-----
From: Admissions Office [mailto:admin62@brain.net.pk ]
Sent: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 5:35 AM
To: spamking@goferboy.com
Subject: Nominated

Attention:


Based on your present knowledge and past life experiences our University administration office has been trying to contact you. We feel you may qualify for one of our Univsersity degrees in your area of expertise.

We have been qualifying people based on thier experiences in past and present jobs and are offering qualified degrees with transcripts for those that qualify.

If you call our offices now we can confirm our information and send you either a Bachelors', Masters', or Doctorate within 2 weeks.

Administration Office Number:
1-206-666-6663

Administration Hours:
24 hours, 7 Days a week, including Sundays and Holidays

University Registration
Rick Taylor
Client Identification: Q4033