Snakes on a Plane - Most hilarious thread ever

The former best running thread belonged to a heated discussion to the movie Hero. A few folks, including myself were using material from The Real Ultimate Power site to claim that in fact Jet Li's character was a Ninja. The thread is no longer around and can no longer link to. But don't worry, a new thread has gathered some attention and can be found here: Snakes on A Plane message board

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If this sounds like your kind of movie, then go check out Norwood Matt's spin on it.

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I don't see what you all find amusing. My uncle John was killed by a snake on a plane in vietnam. No one laughed then. This is a serious movie and i really cant wait to see if it shines any light on my uncle john. God rest his soul.

My friend lost his left testical in a tragic accident while flying with snakes.

Indiana Jones hates snakes on a plane.

What, is this some kind of joke to all you guys? This stuff actually happens. forget losing your testicles or whatever you want to make up, people ACTUALLY DIE from this kind of stuff. My mother was on a plane once and she was really scared that maybe there could have been some sign of a snake or...maybe a spider. OOH god, spiders on a plane. where could you go? or pirhanas, they could realistically injure passengers on planes, unlike beavers or other tame animals found in south africa. I remember on flight 4527 from Amerstberg, Rico Port, Alberta, there was a Brazillian Ochrcon Ferret that was set loose from storage,and the trailer from this movie gave me shocking flashbacks from that flight.