You got snakes on your Internet!

The countdown to Snakes on the Planes is less then 2 weeks away and you still can't find someone to go with? Well, let Samuel L. Jackson help you out.

Here's an example that just makes a grown man wanna cry it's sooooo beufu. Customization is a bit limited, but it's still a lot of fun to play with. I like using the job description of "Belly Link Picker".

So hurry up and send your friends the email version, or better yet, straight to their cell phone. I can only imagine NM's glee when he gets a call from SLJ himself.

And don't forget to vote for me as a fan of Snakes on a Plane.