Du bist Deutschland parody

You are Germany! Du bist Deutschland! I remember reading somewhere that Germany was going to produce some commercials to help lift up the spirits of the German population from the constant high un-employment reminders and general sour mood. Appears that someone took one ad and made a parody out of it.

I found this hilarious when I only understood 5% of it as I'm an easy sucker for making fun of the mentally handicap kids. (Thank goodness for internal dialog, as I wouldn't want others to know that.) Now with the from a reluctant translator, I found this to be pure genius!!! Here's a hit miss translation of the first part.

My whole family is unemployed
Your parents should have used protection

Your single fart can kill a whole kindergarten class a few kilometers away
Don't believe me!

Starting at Grill scene:
And why did you burn my Scheiss Brat?! Du Spast!
And who is always peeing in my swimming pool?!
When nobody is looking
Is it because a foreigner is swimming at the moment?
You have a problem with that?

Kids in Car scene:
We drive around in your car....YO!
And we smuggle People (immigrants)...Poles....Thailanders....and your mother.

My translator ran out of patience with me at this time, as she claims this is silly and she's not going to help with my blog anymore.

Josh submitted his favorite scene starting with the guy with the magazine saying "Why purchase Playboy?"
Scene switches to a couple that say "When you can spy on your neighbors for free?".

I'll try to get a few more lines translated. I'm told a lot of the cuss words are cute within the regional dialects...and that they don't translate well. If you would like to contribute, please leave a comment with your favorite line(s).